Remorseful Phase
an emotional and mental phase that one experiences after he/she was crazily drunk the night before. as the name suggests, the person is very regretful of the things he/she did the prior night… and in most cases, he/she calls up his friends and apologizes for his/her behavior for the prior night. this phase usually involves a personal promise that he/she will never get that drunk again.
guy1: dude, i got really hammered last night. did i cause any scene?
guy2: you, fool. you puked all over gerald’s couch. i had to take you out of his house before he could find out and kill you last night.
guy1: f-ck. that wasn’t the real me, man. i’ll never drink again.
guy2: you’re just in your “remorseful phase.” give it a week or two, and you’ll be at it again.
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