Remote
i’m sitting on it.has bunch of pushy b-ttons on it.
get your mikhail naroditsky off my remote.
adjective:
1. rural, far away, distant, the middle of nowhere.
2. isolated, inaccessible
3. (of a chance) frail, slim, marginal
4. cold, distant, aloof
noun:
abbreviation of remote control, so named because it controls a machine from a distance.
could you p-ss me the remote? from here it’s remote and the chances that i can reach it are very remote.
we lose it as much as our wallets.
it’s used for various electrical machines because we’re to lazy to stand up.
tv and radio.
located far away; distant in sp-ce.
the lake was located in a remote area.
used to turn on or off your telivision, stereo, dvd player, etc…
the remote turned on the tv
a powerful object which is the subject of fierce battle between siblings and roommates.
i put him/her in a head lock so i could get the remote.
something people use to change channels with because they are too lazy to get their -ss off the couch
clicking the remote is probably a mean of excersice for some people
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