Remote Balling
the act of an individual who is deployed or at a very long distance from home who has women fawning after them on social media, text, or phone call. this individual gets laid as soon as they return home which could be the same exact day.
person a: “i heard andy is remote balling from the desert. i hear all of the girls from his home town want to get their hands on him when he returns!”
person b: “when he returns, he will be breast stroking through a sea of vag.”
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