remotus operandi
the practice of pointing the wrong remote control at an electronic device and expecting it to work; also the feeling shame, idiocy and frustration realizing you have done so
brutus is using the tv remote to try to operate the dvr! it’s clear a case of remotus operandi!
i spent five minutes with remotus operandi trying to turn down the volume on the stereo!
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