Reno Bumps
a raised, red rash on one’s genital region, either malignant or benign, symptomatic of a s-xually transmitted infection that is currently unknown to medical science.
commonly contracted after having engaged in s-xual congress with a resident of–or while oneself a resident of–reno, nevada.
“i was in the shower this morning and i noticed that i’ve got these weird b-mps on my d-ck.”
“dude! you got the reno b-mps?”
“what’s that?”
“n-body knows. probably from that fat chick who got you wasted and took you home the other night!”
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