rent-a-boobies
a bra or bra additives that cause a girl’s br–sts to appear a size or two larger than they actually are.
also a much cheaper and less permanent version of fake t-tties.
guy 1:yeah, her t-ts looked great, until i got her naked and saw she was just wearing rent-a-b–bies!
guy 2: snap! false advertising!
guy 1: plus her bra weighed about five pounds from all the padding!
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