Reoturdence
when you take a sh-t, wipe your -ss, pull up your pants and 10 minutes later you need to sh-t again.
man i had a serious case of reot-rdence during lunch today. i took a big -ss sh-t and 10 minutes later i had to sh-t again – had taco bell last night.
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