Replacement dog


the dog you get to replace the one who just died.
lady at the park: you have an adorable puppy.
me: thanks, she’s a replacement dog.
latp: what do you mean?
me: she replaced the dog that just died. in fact, i think she one-upped her.

latp: you’re horrible.
me: pssh, b-tch

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