report card day
if you’re a student like me (makes horrible test grades but actually does your homework and somewhat cares) then you probably dread this day. if you’re a student like my older sister(studies hard never misses a homework -ssingment aces all the tests and on the teachers good side) then you probably love this day. this is the day when asian parents yell at their kids for getting an a-. this is the day white kids get sympathy for making a c. this is also the day that black kids get their -sses whooped for bringing home a d+. if by chance your report card satisfies your parent then you can expect some money or a trip to your favorite restaurant.
asian kid: mom… heres my report card
asian mom: an a-!!!! you have got to do better!!
white kid:oh cr-p its report card day! here it is…
white parent: aww you got a c in history. try to do better next time honey.
black kid: mom before i show you my report card promise me you won’t go crazy… ahhhhhh!!!!! momma no!!!!
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