Republic Missouri
small town in southwest missouri; breeding ground for the criminally redneck; the only entertainment opportunities afforded to the youth of this town is to view/ partic-p-te in high school athletics, drink, or drive thirty minutes to the city of springfield missouri to find something else to do, i.e. drink, watch local bands embarr-ss themselves on occasion, view high school athletics, or all of the above in the same venue.
gary: was that town that we just drove through republic missouri?
thom: um… i think it was the seventh circle of h-ll…
gary: …..yeah….
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