rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop
completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don’t like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., “kill two birds with one stone”)
sarah: “i am going to go buy a wii, let’s go to best buy!”
angie: “i need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don’t we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop.”
sarah: “perfect!”
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