Research
to become an expert on something after having done a google search and 10 minutes reading on the internet.
doctor, i have eczema. i’ve done some research and i’m sure it’s from heavy metal poisoning from the mercury in my filings.
discreet term, or code name, for a session of ‘hows your father’
i’m going to do some “research” before i go to sleep
see: wikipedia
i was doing some “research” on 17th century painters last night.
increasingly, research seems to be showing that in most cases people’s beliefs have little to do with the weight of the evidence.
increasing “research?”
what does “increasingly” mean?
definition 1:
excessive and tedious study used so that students with little more than hot air between their ears can keep up with the smarter ones. it’s pretty much an excuse to reword someone else’s work using a bibliography.
definition 2:
an uncommon slang term for masturbation. often said in a “sarcastic” way.
def 1:
man, the mental kid has a better grade than me! he must do a lot of research!
def 2:
guy 1: hey man, can i come over after school?
guy 2: naw, call me 30 minutes after. my parents aren’t home, so i’m gonna do some… research…
guy 1: research?
guy 2: uhh… yeah!
30 minutes later:
guy 1: how’d your research go?
guy 2: it started out slow, but i found a ton of information. it got a bit messy, so i jumped out at the last second and forgot to cite my sources!
or:
man, the mental kid has a better grade than me! he must do a lot of research!
plagiarizing from many different sources
i did my research by plagiarizing.
1 ) to consistently update oneself on another person’s facebook.
2) a nicer way to put that you’re stalking someone.
i’m just doin’ some research on his mysp-ce. look at these pictures of his baby momma!!!!
to google something, then google it again after realizing the phrasing of your first search could have negative implications if your computer was ever seized and searched
betty realized that “carpet blood stains” was a bad choice of words after hitting enter, so she re-searched “bl–dy nose clean up” right away.
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