reservations
1. to take the last of something when you don’t really want it, usually just to p-ss someone off.
2. to open something just to get the first ot it, for the same reason as above.
1. guy #1: “dude, why did you take that slice of pizza, when you didn’t finish the one you have?”
guy #2: “you know…..reservations.”
2. babe #1: “did you see how she took the new pack of gum, when the older-style packaged ones taste better?”
babe #2: “yeah i know..she takes reservations like at the hotel marriot just a little too far. she’s queer.”
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