reserve soldier
a man that a woman is not currently dating, usually either an ex-boyfriend, a former f-ck buddy or a one-night stand, that she still keeps in her phone in case of a sudden need for emergency s-x.
a reserve soldier is different from a f-ck buddy or friends with benefits in that these are people she sees outside the bedroom and are usually utilized on a more consistent basis, whereas reserve soldiers are men that she definitely does not want to date, be friends with or see for any other reason than just s-x, and are usually are only called upon by a woman in cases where she’s not been getting any from the guys she actually wants to date or f-ck buddy is unavailable over an extended period of time and s-xual frustration is on overload.
see also booty call.
after her f-ck buddy got a girlfriend and a series of failed dates, megan finally gave up and called one of her reserve soldiers to quel her s-xual frustration.
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