Reservoir Tip-ster
a hipster who wears the ubiquitous winter hat lifted high enough on the head that the end resembles the reservoir tip of a condom. sometimes, the end will droop down (especially popular these days), and the hipster’s hat will then resemble the reservoir tip of a used condom.
ex.1:
hipster 1: “seriously, dude, does having your hat pulled up like that make any difference?”
hipster 2: “yeah dude, that looks pretty ghey.”
reservoir tip-ster: -walks off to shakespeare cl-ss in shame-
ex.2:
-“look at those fools! how do their hats stay on?”
-“socks man. a bunch of reservoir tipsters.”
-“that one smells like pbr”
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