Reset Bitch
reset b-tch is the unlucky individual who has the utmost displeasure of bending down – most of the time leaving a comfortable position – to hit the reset switch on game consoles that were made prior to the year 2000. reset b-tches are the person who is present in a group of friends that are gathered around a video game, and they usually don’t get a turn on the video game themselves.
friend 1: “ah, sh-t. i need somebody to reset my atari! i don’t feel like leaning over to reset it.”
friend 2: “f-ck that, i’m not doing it!”
friend 3: “ha, i’m not gonna do it either!”
friend 4: “wha- what? why is everybody looking at me?”
friends 1 – 3: “you’re gonna be our reset b-tch.”
friend 4: “nooooooooooooo.”
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