reshitulous


when you just took a sh-t and less than a short while later you feel you must sh-t again.
dude i just took a huge dump and im starting to feel resh-tulous
when something is so ridiculously sh-tty that it should not be possible. can be compared to a girl having diarrhea during -n-l penetration.
matt: dude, last night was absolutely resh-tulous.
joe: why’s that?
matt: i was backdooring sally and she liquid sh-t all over my c-ck. that b-tch is getting dumped!
adj. to describe a person, thing, or action as being outrageous and particularly stupid.
person a: do you think g-d is watching out for me.

person b: no, idiot, don’t be resh-tulous.

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