Resmuglican


noun – a republican or other conservative who takes a smug, holier-than-thou att-tude towards people who don’t believe that the earth is flat, jesus only loves rich white people, or otherwise disagrees with their idiotic view point.

resmuglicans are also adept at recycling valid arguments used by democrats but in such a way that these arguments are invalid. when faced with simple facts and the truth they are dismissive.
cathy: “we should impeach obama now for the unnecessary war in afghanistan!”

kieth: “no, cathy, the war in afghanistan is essential. you’re just saying that because bush needed to be impeached for the war in iraq which was predicated on the lie of wmds. you’re such a god d-mned resmuglican sometimes.”

cathy: “whatever. you don’t know what you’re talking about.”

kieth: “look! it’s a well spoken black man advocating free college education, health care, and civil rights?”

cathy (grabbing her gun with a look of panic on her stupid face): “where?!?!?!”

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