Rest Wrinkle
n. the taper in a t-rd that occurs when one loses fecal focus during the act of defecation and the -n-s contracts slightly. usually caused by a distraction such as a knock on the door, a cough, etc. may also be caused by a defecation with such girth/m-ss that the defecater may need to take a rest.
ie: half asleep, roger opened the unlocked bathroom door causing margaret to make a rest wrinkle.
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