Restartded
a person who is so dumb, they almost restarted their computer because a web page wouldn’t load
a: “the website was down for a bit.”
b: “really? i thought it was my internet, i almost restartded my computer!”
a: “what’s that? “restartded”? is that because you’re so dumb that you almost restarted your whole computer?”
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