Restless Dick Syndrome
when you try and and wake up your bed-mate in the middle of the night by poking her in the back with your burgeoning hard on.
cathy: “i didn’t get a wink of sleep last night. f-ckin’ 3 a.m. and ronnie gets a bad case of the restless d-ck syndrome! there oughta be a pill!”
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