restraining order
the ultimate certificate of devotion.
phoebe: where are the seats?
ross: uh, middle balcony.
phoebe: okay, now would you say that’s more than 50 yards away from sting, his wife, or a member of his family?
ross: yeah.
phoebe: then that’s not breaking the law. i’m there!
restraining order.
just another way of saying i love you
please tell the gentleman who keeps sending me those letters that contain words like “cease and desist” and “restraining order” that there’s really no need.
the purpose of restraining orders are to employ lawyers. this is a 2 part process. the primary lawyer gets paid to file the restraining order. the secondary lawyer gets paid to defend the perp when they violate the order….usually because the order is total bullsh-t and used by a stbx to gain the upper hand ( and the house) in the divorce.
“my b-tch wife got a restraining order and now im living in a van down by the river”.
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