résumé

1. a résumé is a list of your qualifications, achievements, skills etc that you give to a prospective employer.

2. t-ts.

1.
man i’ll never get this job unless i lie on my résumé

2.
a: i saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday – who the job job?
b: -sn-gg-rs- the one with the best résumé
it’s a doc-ment with which the employer cleans his -ss after you leave it with him,generally after an interview
leave your resume on the desk,i’ll take a look at it
the positive physical (or other) attributes of a hottie that has it all working. a way to say, “she’s gorgeous, and also has it all together ” comes from the business world where calling someone a “hot b-tch” would definitely get you canned.
office guy #1: did you see that new girl in marketing?
office guy #2: yeah, i was checking out her resume when she walked by. i’m definitely liking what i see.
office guy #1: you’re dreaming! she’s way out of your league.

girl #1: i was checking out that guy’s resume — i’m sure he has a girlfriend with all he has going.
girl #2: well, he has everything your looking for, why don’t you ask him?
the term used when upholding a street basketball game (or a backyard baseball game during a season), then calling time-in. (use only around white folks)
“d-mn negro, i’m have to tie my shoe…….aight…resume.”
your face/facial expression
don’t be hatin…don’t look good on yo’resume