résumé fuck
a s-xual experience that is so noteworthy that you would put it on a hypothetical s-x resume, consisting of s-x stories that you would be proud to boast about to others.
“yo slaying that cougar was a definite resume f-ck. she’s like twice my age and a dime piece.”
someone you would f-ck even if they weren’t particularly attractive, if only to put a notch on your “resume.” usually someone famous.
even though britney spears has fallen so far and looks like sh-t now, i’d still résumé f-ck her.
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