resume padding
a requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.
percy buckington graduated with a 2.5 gpa and had never actually worked a day in his life. but with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. he was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top mba program.
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