resurrerection
when you pop a b-n-r in church on easter sunday.
bill: what is your problem?
richard: i’ve got a b-n-r out of no where!
bill: you mean you have a resurrerection?
richard: …that’s not funny.
acquiring an erection after an erection within a minimal amount of time.
i had an erection with your last kiss and now i have acquired a resurrerection.
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