Resuscitologist


a physician who specializes in performing life-saving interventions, heroic procedures and manages the critically ill, while never having to do a single pelvic examination.
wizard acted as a resuscitologist while at north corner hospital and logged a proverbial sh-t-tonne of procedures!

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