Retail Epilepsy
the paralysis and stunned expression one sees on the faces of those who have waited too long for their obligatory holiday shopping and find themselves faced with a crush of advertising fueled retail zealots at the 11th hour.
#1: “dude snap out of it we’ve got to get it over with.”
#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) “sorry man; just had a fit of retail epilepsy when i saw that line and all those people.”
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