Retail Stalking
when employees of a retail establishment constantly ask you every thirty seconds if you need help, when it is clear you don’t.
employee: hi! do you need help finding anything today?!
customer: no, i’m okay, thanks.
employee: okay, well let me know if you need any help, alright?
customer: thanks.
employee #2: hi! do you need help finding anything today? have i told you about our 30% off sale?!?!
customer: on second thought, no, i suddenly lost any urge to buy anything.
… is a textbook example of retail stalking.
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