Retail Vampire


for those who work in retail during the holiday season it’s the phenomenon of going into work in the dark and going home in the dark– thus eliminating any sun exposure for about 3 months.
co worker: “you gonna skip out early today boss?”

boss: “nah, you know us retail vampires– all day every day!”

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