Retard Diet


a diet consisting of extremely unhealthy, easily prepared frozen and processed foods. simple enough to make, even by for r-t-rded person. examples: chicken patties, hot dogs, goldfish, pop tarts, diet c-ke, zebra cakes, steak-ums.
dude, all you ever eat is sh-t! try a godd-mn vegetable for once!

nah yo, i’m on a r-t-rd diet. it’s so easy and yummy!

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