Retard Lifeguard
the friend who c-ckblocks you purposefully in order to make sure losers don’t waste your time.
some girl: “oh my g-d, did you see that douche trying to talk to jill?”
jill’s r-t-rd lifeguard: “yeah, when she went to the bathroom, i told him she was pregnant.”
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