Retard Logic
a backwards unsupported logic, used by someone to back up a ridiculous idea or statement on something that is blatantly obvious to the second party.
marcus: that girl looks like she sucks d-ck for a living!
sara: actually no, we live in a cold climate. i’m pretty sure her lips are just chapped, stop using r-t-rd logic to arrive at every conclusion!
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