retard rangers
a group of enlightened people who are extremely r-t-rded and know it. their main goal is to convert all people in the world to a r-t-rd ranger, and will do so by slapping the selected person on the back of the head. if you wish to be a r-t-rd ranger, then simply shout “i seek an audience with our superiors!”, and if there is a r-t-rd ranger who has heard you, they will walk over and slap you. not run, walk. if there are no r-t-rd rangers in the immediate vicinity and you wish to become a r-t-rd ranger, then simply grasp a twig between your thumb and ring finger, and throw it as far as you can while screaming “ack!”. this will activate your rna(r-t-rdirybonucleic acid), and transform you into a r-t-rd ranger. the safe word among r-t-rd rangers is “hebbo!”, and while saying this you should run the back of your hand across your forehead. this allows other r-t-rd rangers to recognize you and your status in society, and they will automatically flock to be with you. if you happen to initiate a r-t-rd ranger, tell the aforementioned new recruit to look up “r-t-rd ranger” on urban dictionary if they haven’t already.
*being a r-t-rd ranger has nothing to do with intelligence or state of mind*
john: “i seek an audience with our superiors!”
michael: “you wish to join the r-t-rd rangers?”
john: “ack!”
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