Retard Rocket

slang term that originated in acient rome referring to the r-t-rd form of tranportation, which during those times was a chariot with square wheels. currently known as the short bus, which my current roommate takes to college everyday. his name is andy.
andy, climb your fat -ss into that r-t-rd rocket or your masturbating priveleges will be taken away.
word for the short bus that the “special” kids at school ride.
runaway r-t-rd rocket!!!!
a small bus no longer than any van that is used to transport r-t-rds from place to place and sort of looks like a rocket
the r-t-rd rocket wizzzed by me and it went on its mission to the moon!
a disparaging term often used to refer to riders of a special needs bus. so-called because they often -ssume that we are all ‘r-t-rds’, which is not true for several reasons,

a. being that many of us are autistic or have cerebral palsy, a seizure disorder or some sort of physical disability, or require a service dog due to phsychological problems, blindness, or deafness- none of the above being neccesarily congruent with mental r-t-rdation in any way, and in fact most often being accompanied by a normal or even above average, gifted, or genius iq.

reason b. is that while some children and young adults riding the so-called ‘r-t-rd rocket’ may have down syndrome or fetal alcohol syndrome (fas)or, some other disability accompanied or characterised by mental r-t-rdation, they are in fact not ‘r-t-rds,’ they are people, with personalities, emotions, talents, and challenges- and especially considering that there is no such thing as a ‘r-t-rd’ because the word r-t-rd is, in fact, a verb, meaning ‘to slow or stunt’.
jerk #1: hey, look, here comes the r-t-rd rocket! here comes your bus, john!

john: shut up! it’s your bus, noob!

special needs rider: actually, it’s my bus. i’d positively love to stay and chat with you two lovely young gentlemen, but i’m afraid that i have ap literature first period and i would just hate to be late for that, especially since we’re doing an in-depth study of snorri sturluson’s eddas, both poetic and prose, and i am eternally enamoured of norse mythology. although i must say, one of my favourites actually has to be ragnarsdrápa, wouldn’t you say? well, i’d better go, or the aide will get angry. she’s so testy! -to aide- coming! -to jerks- bye now!

-blank expressions-

jerk #1: -drools stupidly- uhhhh…whaaatt?

johnny: uhhhm…eye-dee-kay. something about….eddie?

jerk #1: isn’t he, like, in our math cl-ss?