retard sandwich
popularized by the movie “beautiful girls,” it is something that, if you eat too much, will make you r-t-rded.
if you don’t understand the definition, you’ve eaten too many r-t-rd sandwiches.
when your’e working in between two other people on an -ssembly line and both of them happen to be lazy idiots who are totally incapable of doing their jobs.
today at work was like being in a r-t-rd sandwich, i swear to g-d.
a hamburger with spit and mucus from several schoolkids between the top bun and the meat patty, that is then given to an obese r-t-rd who happily eats it.
give stephanie the r-t-rd sandwich, she is too r-t-rded to beware and too fat to care.
1. me… stuck between an attorney i work for and my boss.
2. any pair of people or couple who’s ideas are so “out in left field” that any normal person would consider them r-t-rded… regardless of education or mental ability.
so what if i was wearing high heeled open toed shoes to work, it’s spring! does that really require a “talking to” by the r-t-rd sandwich? give me a f-cking break.
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