retard wrangler


special education teacher.
did you hear the school just hired mrs. schmidt as the new r-t-rd wrangler?
n; to wrangle the people who become semi “r-t-rd” when under the influence of alcohol

n; to steal away phones from the r-t-rds so as to not allow any drunk, r-t-rd-influenced texts

verb usage; to gather up the “r-t-rded” ones, much like a herd of cows or horses, and get them into the back of a car, into a house, out of a party, etc….
naoj, ryn, gnole and t-ts mcgee were talking bout how hard they’re gunna party this weekend…looks like our weekend consists of us being r-t-rd wrangler s
a person who is blessed with immense patience or who is so hard up for money that they will do anything, including babysitting r-t-rds while the cut the gr-ss or trim the hedges of community homes where the owners are too cheap to hire a real lawn service… they would rather pay the r-t-rds to do it.
i need a summer job, but i refuse to be a r-t-rd wrangler. i’d rather clean bathrooms at the bus station or tanning beds at the all fat person tanning salon.

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