retardacity
a psuedo-scientific measure of the maximum capacity of a room for r-t-rdation/r-t-rded behavior.
using a soldering iron to fix a broken support beam in a futon almost breaches the r-t-rdacity limit in a given room.
“this room has reached its r-t-rdacity limit. if it gets any more r-t-rded something will probably catch on fire.”
being so blatantly ignorant and stupid, you shock and offend the public.
the shear r-t-rdacity of sarah palin, to say those things on television, it hurts me.
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