retarded dragon
when you eat food that is too hot, so the person is breathing quickly to try and cool down the scalding food that is in their mouth, in which they would look like a r-t-rded dragon.
yo man, did you see me just now? those pizza rolls were so hot i looked like i was a r-t-rded dragon.
the action of a man receiving oral s-x from other person or “head” if you will. when said man is about to -j-c-l-t- into other persons mouth, the man slams other persons head all the way to the base of said p-n-s.
once -j-c-l-t–n has occurred s-m-n will come out other persons nose making and tends to make their eyes cross from extremely odd feeling in their sinuses. this making them look like a r-t-rded dragon with “smoke” coming from their nose.
i gave amanda the r-t-rded dragon last night.
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