Retarded hot


when you see a girl that has looks way above par. you stop and you’re mouth hangs open in a gaping fashion. causing you to look slightly r-t-rded.
someones sister: my b–bs bounce!!!

clint: -drooling- they, uh, sure do..
describes a person (typically female) that has obvious mental r-t-rdation combined with very attractive physical -ssets, such that the person is yet hotter because of the r-t-rdation — likely because they are very easy to take advantage of

reference — “drawn together”, “the other cousin” (season one episode 5)
captain hero (about clara’s r-t-rded cousin bleh): d-mn! clara’s cousin is so hot! nipples harden

spanky: yeah, she’s, like, r-t-rded hot!

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