retarded seahorse
the r-t-rded seahorse is when a man puts a seahorse in a toilet and has an erection. he then inserts his erect p-n-s into the water of the toilet and allows the seahorse to gently nibble on the tip
dave was appalled to find out that his best friend paul was doing the r-t-rded seahorse.
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