retardo
a person that is mexican and also r-t-rded.
“that man at tacobell forgot the cheese. what a r-t-rdo.”
1. an extreme r-t-rd, of possibly spanish descent.
2. a person of subnormal intelligence.
3. a noun, used to describe someone that is a r-t-rd. it’s used as in insult against idiots.a person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. a complete and utter f-cking r-t-rd.
4. an intellect rivaled only by garden tools. living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
5. a cooler way of saying r-t-rd .best when pr-nounced with a spanish accent. a complete and utter f-cking r-t-rd.
jack : the strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
daya : you are a f-cking r-t-rdo.
jack : everything is the same… only different, btw how old is your 17 year old brother???
daya : i said it once i will say it again, you are just a
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a term mocking disabled people, while personally insulting an individual.
r-t-rdo!!!! that’s not how you spell cat!!
how predictive text on a nokia phone -ssumes you spell reuben.
type reuben on your phone while predictive text is on. result is r-t-rdo. can be awkward if they are a friend as calling someone r-t-rdo – as i’ve recently learned – is offensive. sorry reubz!
derived from the word r-t-rd and put in spic form. can only be used by cool kids such as n&s. if you are called r-t-rdos, it usually means that you are h-m-s-xual and stupid and you deserve an -ss f-ck from a leprechaun, a cleveland steamer from a cross dressing wh-r-(a man), and/or an arabian sandstorm from jonny boy crandall. these services will be forcefully practiced on you and ewill result in a form of xenophobic witchcraft bondage. leprechauns will make deals with you and you’re advised not to agree.
crack head: you’re r-t-rdos man
pot head: no you’re r-t-rdos
crack head: no you’re r-t-rdos
on and on and on and on….
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