retardon
the result of someone who is turned on by a mentally handicapped person causing a b-n-r, based on the combination of the words “r-t-rd” and “hardon.”
“i accidentally clicked on some r-t-rd p-rn and i was surprised when i got a total r-t-rdon!”
a confused, erect p-n-s that is held at a 45 degree angle.
the guy i was hooking up with had a r-t-rd-on, so i didn’t know if i should’ve continued
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