Retarnet
basically when you go on the internet for a long time, you turn into a f-cking idiot. called a retarnet. an (internet r-t-rd)
innocent: hey what is this thing called 9gag? on the internet? lemme checkit out
(2 month later)
(i tickle my pickle and -n-l unicorns!!) retarnet
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