Retarticle


describing something that is rhetorically r-t-rded
boss: do secretaries do laundry too?
secretary: some secretaries don’t even do their own laundry, so dont ask retarticle questions!
boss: do u mean r-t-rded or rhetorical?
secretary: combination of both
an -ssigned article that makes no sense, uses circular logic, or just plain makes you mad to read.
i cant go to the bar tonight because i have to read this retarticle about market segmentation.

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