Retford
a town in north nottinghamshire with no history and yet prides itself in being historic.
the only viable activity is to develop a drinking problem.
nothing in the way of night clubs but still has a vibrant -cough- nightlife. (if you want a fight that is)
person one- “night out in retford?”
person two- “much as i like not being in a fight, there’s nothing better to do”
a cr-ppy place in nottinghamshire full of middle cl-ss inbred sn-bs with their heads so far up their own -rs-s the can see out of their mouths. people there are unfriendly and talk and mate within their own groups in society. which is usually their family.
person 1:omg that girls uncle is also her father!
person 2: she must be from retford
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