retif
(verb) : see also retifism
-to retif.
to skeet skeet over a new pair of fresh kicks. the act of
physical -j-c-l-t–n when have purchased and first put the left foot into a new fresh pair of swag nikes.
1. i just retif all over dem kicks.
2. i’ll need a napkin cause when i put on these nikes there’s gonna be a skeetsplosion.
3. “oh my god, look at these shoes”
see also retifism
retifism, shoe fetish, foot fetish, feet, nikes
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