Retina Display
a magical and revolutionary display only found on the iphone 4. the magic stems from the fact that not only is this display high res but its “retina” too, meaning high res, in addition to already being high res. this means that the display is double high res!
so even if it does have mediocre contrast (800:1), poor gamut, and inferior viewing angles, you know its high quality. and because your eyes can’t even see the pixels you wouldn’t even know how washed out it looks!
steve: “once you use a retina display you can’t go back”
steve: “were serious thats a rule, its in the tos”
steve: “you’ll wake up dead if you try, and all your apps won’t work”
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