Retinal Vaginitis
uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of -ss.
causes; lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky br–sts, tight -ss, short shorts and or a cute smile.
symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the p-n-s, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
after the crash brad’s doctor diagnosed him with acute retinal vaginitis and he was found “not a fault”
the stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from chronic retinal vaginitis.
“sorry honey, i didn’t mean to stare at her, my retinal vaginitis flared up again!”
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