Retrograde Machinegun Wheelbarrow


a retrograde wheelbarrow is where the female places her hands on the ground to support herself whilst the male picks up her lower body and thrusts into her, mimicking a wheelbarrow (with extra s-x).
a retrograde machinegun wheelbarrow is the same, but the female places her hands onto a machine gun emplacement and fires, causing vibrations to resonate throughout the female, and into the male, resulting in increased pleasure for both members.

may be performed during actual defence of a position for extra tension.
the soviet army 1939-1945
i’m pretty d-mn sure the retrograde machinegun wheelbarrow (or “machine gun f-cking”) occurred then.

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